Scott returns from the kitchen eating an apple, and heads back to the bedroom.īonnie: Yes. George, this is Scott, my roommate.īonnie: Here, check out this view. George: A fan? I would drape myself in velvet if it were sociallyīonnie: Aren't they great? (sees a man enter from the bedroom) Oh, George: I love it! This is fantastic! Look at this couch, George and his girlfriend, Bonnie, are entering her apartment.īonnie: Well, here we are. Jerry: Yeah, well, if you're getting him anything for his birthday, I'm Tube socks." What are you gonna do about it?Įlaine: I don't know, I guess I'll just get invited up to his apartmentĮlaine: Oh, he did some dental work for me and he didn't charge me so Jerry: Oh, you know, like when someone opens something up and they go, Jerry: Oh, well, if you repeat the name of the gift, you can't possibly Jerry: Well how did he react when you gave it to him?Įlaine: Um, he said, "Oh. Jerry: Or maybe he liked your gift so much, he decided to get me the same Jerry: The same, he sent it as a thank you for my Super Bowl tickets.Įlaine: I think this is the same one I gave him. Just got one of those for Tim Whatley for Christmas. I got it as a gift, it's a Label Baby Junior.Įlaine: Love the Label Baby, baby. Kramer: Alright, so you're gonna look after it? Jerry: Alright, soldier boys, let's fall out. Kramer: Oh, I'm looking right at you, big daddy. Kramer: Jerry, Newman and I are engaged in a epic struggle for worldĭomination. Kramer: We have to put the board in a neutral place where no one will Jerry: So why don't you leave it at Newman's? Jerry: Kramer, why do you have to (noticing Newman) Hello, Newman. The table with his foot and setting the game board down) Alright, that's Jerry opens the door and Kramer backs in carrying a board Jerry hangs up, there's a pounding on the door. Jerry: Tim, you didn't have to get me a thank you gift. Jerry's apartment, Jerry is on the phone. Tim: How can I think you? I'll tell you what, I'll take you to dinner How would you like to go to the Super Bowl? Jerry: Ah, just a couple of gals out on the town, shopping and gabbing. I explained the whole thing to him, he was fine with George: Yeah, is he still mad at you for crashing his Thanksgiving party? George: Oh, no no no, I haven't even seen her apartment yet. Plus, she'd ask about theĪrrangements, that whole sleeping arrangement conversation is depressing. This is a bill for fifteen-hundred dollars. George: So in order to use these, I gotta spend like fifteen-hundred bucks. George: You paying my hotel and airfare to Miami? Elaine laughed at me, Kramer's only interested in George: Howbout Kramer or Elaine, they don't want them? Jerry: Row F, in front of the Gs, hobnobbing with the Ds and Es. George: Well who schedules his wedding on Super Bowl Sunday? Jerry: I can't, the Drake put me in the wedding party. George: I'm telling you, skip the Drake's wedding, go to the game. Jerry: I can't believe I'm having trouble getting rid of Super Bowl tickets. Jerry: You sure you don't want the tickets? Jerry and George are at a hot dog vendor's cart. This is the same human being in a different shirt, Fans will be so in love with a player but if he goes to Standing and cheering and yelling for your clothes to beat the clothes fromĪnother city. Because theĪre always changing, the team can move to another city, you're actually rootingįor the clothes when you get right down to it. Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify. The Seifeld brand of comedy is simply hard to top, as exemplified by the sample script below. More than a few TV shows have tried to duplicate its comedic flavor but none came close to having the same success. During the heights of its run, the Seinfeld crew can make any encounter and scene - from Jerry getting punked by George as he makes hotel reservations, to the duo regularly making fun of Elaine - filled with hilarity. It revolutionized Television programming and set a new standard in TV comedy sitcoms. Seinfeld ran for over 10 years, covering 9 seasons and close to 200 episodes. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays?Ĭheck out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!
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